Jute bag – “follow me. not your dreams”

14,99 

78 in stock

SKU: ANU-084 Categories: ,

Description

FOLLOW ME. NOT YOUR DREAMS. – The bag for realists with Wi-Fi.

Why start a startup when you can just post Insta stories?
Perfect for everyone who knows: Likes bring more than life goals.
This bag is the answer to 1000 motivational trainers – short, loud, and maximally honest.

You need it if:

  • your life goal is “Verified”
  • you manage your career through memes
  • you prefer collecting followers to writing applications

Perfect for the way to work (on yourself), to a TikTok shoot or into the abyss of self-irony.

Material: cotton
Message: Painfully true
Target group: Content creators, college dropouts, burnout philosophers

Caution: Wearing may cause sudden mental crises.
Recommended for follower level 500+ or acute procrastination.


Jute bag/carrying bag

  • 100% cotton
  • Printed on front and back
  • long handle
  • 38 x 42 cm

Additional information

Weight 0,75 kg

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