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Shipping

The following conditions apply:The goods are delivered worldwide.

Shipping costs (including VAT):

Domestic deliveries (Germany):

Shipping costs are flat-rate, and only the most expensive shipping class is charged once. We do not combine different shipping rates.

Stickers, tote bags, jute bags, calendars:

We charge a flat rate of €2 for shipping throughout Germany.

Mugs, T-shirts, candles, surprise box, B-stock box, festival packages:

We charge a flat rate of €5 for shipping throughout Germany.

Cake:

We charge a flat rate of €5 for shipping throughout Germany. Shipping is only available within Germany.

For orders over €119, we offer free shipping.

Deliveries abroad:

Shipping costs are flat-rate, and only the most expensive shipping class is charged once. We do not combine different shipping rates.

Stickers, tote bags, jute bags, calendars:

We charge a flat rate of €4.50 for worldwide shipping.

Cake:

Shipping is only available within Germany. We do not offer international shipping.

Mugs, T-shirts, candles, surprise box, B-stock box, festival packages:

Within the EU:

For orders from the following countries, which contain one or more products, we charge a flat rate of 15,- €:

Austria, Belgium, Bulgaria, Croatia, Cyprus, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, Greece, Hungary, Ireland, Italy, Latvia, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Malta, Netherlands, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Slovakia, Slovenia, Spain, Sweden

Outside the EU (rest of the world):

For orders from the following countries, which contain one or more products, we charge a flat rate of 22,- €:

Afghanistan, Åland Islands, Albania, Algeria, American Samoa, US Virgin Islands, Andorra, Angola, Anguilla, Antarctica, Antigua and Barbuda, Argentina, Armenia, Aruba, Azerbaijan, Australia, Bahamas, Bahrain, Bangladesh, Barbados, Belize, Benin, Bermuda, Bhutan, Bolivia, Bonaire, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Botswana, Bouvet Island, Brazil, British Virgin Islands, British Indian Ocean Territory, Brunei, Burkina Faso, Burundi, Chile, China, Comoros, Cook Islands, Costa Rica, Curacao, Côte d’Ivoire, Djibouti, Dominica, Dominican Republic, Ecuador, El Salvador, Eritrea, Falkland Islands, Faroe Islands, Fiji, French Polynesia, French Guiana, French Southern Territories, Gabon, Gambia, Georgia, Ghana, Gibraltar, Grenada, Greenland, Guadeloupe, Guam, Guatemala, Guernsey, Guinea, Guinea-Bissau, Guyana, Haiti, Heard Island and McDonald Islands, Honduras, Hong Kong, China, India, Indonesia, Iraq, Iceland, Isle of Mann, Israel, Jamaica, Japan, Yemen, Jersey, Jordan, Cayman Islands, Cambodia, Cameroon, Canada, Cape Verde, Kazakhstan, Qatar, Kenya, Kyrgyzstan, Kiribari, Cocos Islands, Colombia, Congo (Brazzaville), Congo (Kinshasa), Kuwait, Laos, Lebanon, Lesotho, Liberia, Libya, Liechtenstein, Macau, Madagascar, Malawi, Malaysia, Maldives, Mali, Morocco, Marshall Islands, Martinique, Mauritania, Mauritius, Mayotte, Macedonia, Mexico, Micronesia, Moldova, Mongolia, Montenegro, Montserrat, Mozambique, Myanmar, Namibia, Nauru, Nepal, New Caledonia, New Zealand, Nicaragua, Niger, Nigeria, Niue, Norfolk Island, Norway, Northern Mariana Islands, Oman, East Timor, Pakistan, Palau, Panama, Papua New Guinea, Paraguay, Peru, Philippines, Pitcairn, Puerto Rico, Republic of Kosovo, Reunion, Rwanda, Russia, Saint Pierre and Miquelon, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, Zambia, Samoa, San Marino, Sao Tome and Principe, Saudi Arabia, Switzerland, Senegal, Serbia, Seychelles, Sierra Leone, Zimbabwe, Singapore, Sint Maarten, Solomon Islands, Somalia, Sri Lanka, St. Barthélemy, St. Helena, St. Kitts and Nevis, St. Lucia, St. Martin, Sudan, Suriname, Svalbard and Jan Mayen, Swaziland, South Africa, South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands, South Korea, South Susan, Tajikistan, Taiwan, Tanzania, Thailand, Togo, Tokelau, Tonga, Trinidad and Tobago, Chad, Tunisia, Turkmenistan, Turks and Caico Islands, Tuvalu, Turkey, USA, Uganda, Ukraine, Uruguay, Uzbekistan, Vanuatu, Vatican City, Venezuela, United Arab Emirates, United Kingdom, Vietnam, Wallis and Futana, Christmas Island, Belarus, Western Sahara, Central African Republic, Egypt, Åland Islands, Equatorial Guinea, Ethiopia and all countries and territories not included in the overview.

For orders over €119, we offer free shipping to other countries.

Delivery times

Unless otherwise specified in the respective offer, delivery of the goods will take place within Germany within 1 – 5 days, and for deliveries abroad within 3 – 21 days after conclusion of the contract (if advance payment has been agreed, after the date of your payment instruction).

Please note that no deliveries are made on Sundays and public holidays.

If you have ordered items with different delivery times, we will ship them together unless we have agreed otherwise. In this case, the delivery time will be determined by the item you ordered with the longest delivery time.

shipping

The following terms and conditions apply:

The products are delivered all over the world.

Shipping costs (inclusive of legally applicable VAT): ​ ​ ​

Domestic deliveries (Germany):

The shipping costs are flat-rate and the shipping costs of the most expensive shipping class are only ever due once. We do not combine the different shipping costs.

Stickers, carrier bags, jute bags, calendars:

We charge a flat rate of 2,- € shipping costs for Germany-wide shipping.

Mugs, shirts, candles, Suprise Box, B-Ware Box, Festival pakets:

We charge a flat rate of 5,- € shipping costs for Germany-wide shipping. ​​

cake:

We charge a flat rate of 5,- € shipping costs for Germany-wide shipping. Shipping takes place exclusively within Germany.

From an order value of 119,- € onwards, we deliver shipments free of cost. ​ ​ ​ ​

Deliveries to foreign countries: ​

The shipping costs are flat and only the shipping costs of the most expensive shipping class are due. We do not combine the different shipping charges. ​ ​

Stickers, carry bags, tote bags, calendars:

We charge a flat rate of 4,50 € for shipping worldwide. ​ ​

cake:

Shipping takes place exclusively within Germany. We do not offer international shipping.

Mugs, shirts, candles, Suprise Box, B-Ware Box, festival pakets: ​

Within the EU: ​

For orders from the following countries, with one or more products included, we charge a flat rate: 15,- €: ​

Belgium, Bulgaria, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, Greece, Ireland, Italy, Croatia, Latvia, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Malta, Netherlands, Austria, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Sweden, Slovakia, Slovenia, Spain, Czech Republic, Hungary, Cyprus ​ ​

Outside of the EU (rest of the world): ​

For orders from the following countries, with one or more products, we charge a flat rate: 22,- €: ​

Afghanistan, Aland Islands, Albania, Algeria, American Samoa, Andorra, Angola, Anguilla, Antarctica, Antigua and Barbuda, Argentina, Armenia, Aruba, Azerbaijan, Australia, Bahamas, Bahrain, Bangladesh, Barbados, Belize, Benin, Bermuda, Bhutan, Bolivia, Bonaire, Bosnia-Herzegovina, Botswana, Bouvet Island, Brazil, British Virgin Islands, British Indian Ocean Territory, Brunei, Burkina Faso, Burundi, Chile, China, Comoros, Cook Islands, Costa Rica, Curacao, Ivory Coast, Djibouti, Dominica, Dominican Republic, Ecuador, El Salvador, Eritrea, Falkland Islands, Faroe Islands, Fiji, French Polynesia, French Guiana, French Southern Polar Territories, Gabon, Gambia, Georgia, Ghana, Gibraltar, Grenada, Greenland, Guadeloupe, Guam, Guatemala, Guernsey, Guinea, Guinea-Bissau, Guyana, Haiti, Heard Island and McDonald Islands, Honduras, Hong Kong, China, India, Indonesia, Iraq, Iceland, Isle of Mann, Israel, Jamaica, Japan, Yemen, Jersey, Jordan, Cayman Islands, Cambodia, Cameroon, Canada, Cape Verde, Kazakhstan, Qatar, Kenya, Kyrgyzstan, Kiribari, Coconut Islands, Colombia, Congo (Brazzaville), Congo (Kinshasa), Kuwait, Laos, Lebanon, Lesotho, Liberia, Libya, Liechtenstein, Macau, Madagascar, Malawi, Malaysia, Maldives, Mali, Morocco, Marshall Islands, Martinique, Mauritania, Mauritius, Mayotte, Macedonia, Mexico, Micronesia, Moldova, Mongolia, Montenegro, Montserrat, Mozambique, Myanmar, Namibia, Nauru, Nepal, New Caledonia, New Zealand, Nicaragua, Niger, Nigeria, Niue, Norfolk Island, Norway, Northern Mariana Islands, Oman, East Timor, Pakistan, Palau, Panama, Papua New Guinea, Paraguay, Peru, Philippines, Pitcairn, Puerto Rico, Republic of Kosovo, Reunion, Rwanda, Russia, Saint Peter and Miquelon, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, Zambia, Samoa, San Marino, Sao Tome and Principe, Seychelles, Sierra Leone, Zimbabwe, Singapore, Sint Maarten, Solomon Islands, Somalia, Sri Lanka, St. Helena and other countries. Bartholomew, St. Louis Helena, St. Louis St. Kitts and Nevis Lucia, St. Louis Martin, Sudan, Suriname, Svalbard and Jan Mayen, Swaziland, South Africa, South Georgia, South Sandwich Islands, South Korea, South Susan, Tajikistan, Taiwan, Tanzania, Thailand, Togo, Tokelau, Tonga, Trinidad and Tobago, Chad, Tunisia, Turkmenistan, Turks and Caico Islands, Tuvalu, Turkey, USA, Uganda, Ukraine, Uruguay, Uzbekistan, Vanuatu, Vatican State, Venezuela, United Arab Emirates, United Kingdom, Vietnam, Wallis and Futana, Christmas Island, Belarus, Western Sahara, Central African Republic, Egypt, Åland Islands, Equatorial Guinea, Ethiopia.

From an order value of 119,- €, we deliver shipments to foreign countries free of cost. ​ ​

Delivery periods

Unless otherwise specified in the quote, domestic delivery of goods shall be made (Germany) within 1 – 5 days, for deliveries abroad within 3 – 21 days from conclusion of contract (if advance payment agreed from the date of the payment instruction).

Please note that deliveries are not made on Sundays and other holidays.

If you have ordered articles with different delivery dates, we send the articles together in one delivery if no other agreement has been made. The delivery date for the complete order will be the same as that of the article with the longest delivery time.